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Here’s a curly one for y’all. Six days ago, 51 year-old George Bartusek pulled his Lincoln Town Car into the car park at a shopping centre in Florida, produced two blow-up dolls and then attempted to fornicate with them.
We say “attempted”, because it wasn’t long before the people parked next to him began to protest.
The full story's located here. Our take? He should have tinted the windows.