How does one become qualified to be a “Dating Coach?” Is it a person who has been on a whole lot of dates? That could mean they are either the kind of person you don’t call for a second date or one with, shall we say, “loose morals.” Or is this a person who managed to snag a husband/wife/life partner from dating? Wouldn’t that qualify billions of people around the world to be a “Dating Coach?”
Regardless of the above questions, self proclaimed “Dating Coach” Deanna Lorraine has teamed up with LeaseTrader.com to come up with a list of the top five leased vehicles and what women think about the men who drive them. Sorry LeaseTrader.com, but this list really may cause us to have the proverbial “no respect for you in the morning.”
Below is the aforementioned list of vehicles with the “Dating Coach’s” commentary about available men and their cars or trucks immediately following. While we always appreciate the female point of view, we have followed this with our view of what it means when an available woman drives these cars.
Chevy Suburban: “These men like travel, adventure and spending time with friends and family. These vehicles attract women that are family-oriented, down-to-earth and easy-going.” (This type of woman no doubt has a very large number of children and is in a constant state of hurry and stress. Unless you are looking to date a woman with a ready-made brood, avoid dating this woman at all costs. She is also the most likely to mow you down in a Costco parking lot.)
Mercedes S-Class: “These men are classy, successful, stylish and ‘Sugar Daddies.’ These vehicles attract women that are in their late 30s and 40s, sophisticated, and enjoy being taken care of.” (Are there still women out there who only look for a man on the basis of how well he can “take care” of them? A woman who drives an S-class is no doubt be-decked in the latest fashions and is the CEO of a major corporation. This is ride of choice for the ultra-successful Cougar. We could see Demi Moore picking up Ashton Kutcher from school in one of these. Wait, not school, we meant a movie set.
Ford F150: “These men tend to be insecure and overcompensate on a tough, macho level. These vehicles attract women that prefer to be protected by a man so they can feel safe.” (Again, a 1950’s mindset from our “Dating Coach.” A woman driving a big burly truck denotes independence and an ability to hang with the “big boys.” On the negative side, it could also be accompanied by big hair, red cowboy boots and loud country music.)
Chevy Corvette: “These men are conservative but are trying to satisfy a mid-life crisis by displaying their wild side through their car. These vehicles attract women that are attracted to the bad-boy image, and are typically "hot," bad girls themselves that are impulsive, wild and rebellious.” (A Corvette is a vehicle that screams “MIDLIFE CRISIS” regardless of age or gender. It will most likely be driven by a woman with impossibly blonde hair and unnatural silicone enhancements. In L.A. her name will be Angelyne, in the rest of the country her name is probably something like Rita. This woman is probably not the kind of woman you take home to mother.)
Toyota Camry: “These men are solid, reliable and committed. These vehicles attract women that are sweet, level-headed, uncomplicated and undemanding.” (This woman is similar to the male drivers of the Camry. She is most likely an office manager at something like a Real Estate Office and always empties out the Vanilla section of her Neopolitan Ice Cream container. Her wardrobe is full of beige pant-suits. She is even tempered, has a Shih-Tzu and loves Clay Aiken.)*
*While we realize the dating world can in and of itself be ridiculous, the comments made by our “Dating Coach” were off the chart on the silly-meter. As a result, please take our comments with a resultant grain of salt.